No one has ever gotten healthier by feeling worse about themselves. Mark Sisson


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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
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